Rules:
1) go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answers to the questions
2) post the first definition it gives you



1. Your name?
Mariah
The cutest girl at school
((what?xD))

2. Age?
16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
((OMFG YES!go england!))

3. One of your friends?
Javier
Common name for males of hispanic origin. They say that people caring the name Javier are often honest and flirty. Nick for this name; Javi
((-falls asleep-))

4. What should you be doing right now?
english project
Hood. Basically black peeps refer to this as ghetto.
((.....))


5. Favorite Colour?
orange
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
((LMAO.thats officially my goal in life!))

6. Birthplace
Henderson
The act of putting one's testicle into the anus of another. Usually done in multiple attempts.
((im never going to the otherside of town again o_o))

7. Month of birth?
August
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
((lmao cos im perfect?))

8. Last berson you talked to?
domino
To completely finalize an event as in win, or triumphantly discontinue; whilst adding a slap to the face of the loser.
((i said hai to him when i got home ))


9. One of your nicknames?
Nazi
Two words: Soup Nazi.
((so now im soup?xD))

10. Favorite Food?
poptarts
Food to the Gods.
((lmao xDD))